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The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil Waynes Real Estate Agent [Gossip Roundup] (Gawker)

Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent deserves sainthood. TV parents are popping out "A Milli" kids a minute. Kourtney Kardashain is America's Best Mom-To-Be. Katy Parry brings one home to Dad. Let the beat...

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For sheezy, Mr

Weezy! I'd make a bad a joke about Lil' Wayne maybe lighting a menorah last night, but come on, out with it: he probably just lit, like, five blunts

We all have different ways of celebrating the Festival of Lights! And we all have different holidays that try to compensate for the fact that Christmas is just better than the rest of them

The Jews were so fucking insecure, they had to make their holidays last eight nights

Eight! It's like opting for a big rig instead of a corvette to compensate for hving a small dick: kinda transparently overboard

But at least we get a new way to fry potatoes, so, you know, we've got that going for us.Anyway! Did you guys see when Gabriel posted the Phoenix video earlier this week and all the commenters and bloggers freaked out and were like, OHMYGOD, you Gawkerpeople just found out about Phoenix?! UGH

Well, they all missed the joke, and to punish them, I hereby declare this weekend Indie Rock Hannukah on your asses

If you know an uppity music fan, tell them to tune in, as I explain the Nuanced Genre of Chillwave and Neon Indian and why they should ensure that Arcade Fire becomes the next NBC house band to people who could otherwise give a shit (with Richard Reed Perry being the new Max Weinberg)

Starting with these guys

They're kind of obscure and I don't know, I think the lead singer's name is Zach Condon and I think they used to be in some band called Panda Bear, and I believe they're Canadian and that the guys from Grizzly Bear taught them how to play music

All these bears! And don't get us started about the whole "Wolf" thing (See: Parade/Eyes/AIDS-)

I wonder if they'll play my daughter's bat mitzvah

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