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05-11-2011 @ 8:27 PM                          
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How To Get A Life
It's never easy to overcome innate
nerdity, a serious Internet addiction,
or a hard-core computer gaming habit,
but trying usually isn't as painful as
kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real
deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Fart without recording it and putting it
up your Web page.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on
your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom, don't
tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.
Open a window without turning your
computer back on (yes, it is possible).
Very gradually expose your eyes to
increasingly bright light so as to avoid
damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive
dose of non-CRT radiation, put on
welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them
instead of trying to make the modem
connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken
to in years because they don't have an
email address.
Have ".com" officially removed from
behind your name.
Go on a date with someone you didn't
meet in a chat room.

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