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Intrigue in the Inbox of an Automotive True-Crime Writer

And so, 11 years after I last talked to Robert Gomez in a Kansas City jail, I received an anonymous email. In part, it read: “I know where Robert put away millions of dollars' worth of diamonds and real estate throughout Latin America . . . I am willing ...

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Even as he duckwalked off to prison, Robert swore he still had $8.7 million of the loot, stashed prior to the trialFederal agents told me that was probably correct, and they began searchingRobert alternately told me the money was “in off-shore accounts,” “in Swiss accounts,” “buried in my mom’s backyard,” and “in safekeeping with the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico.” It was all pretty far-fetched, but so was Robert. And so, 11 years after I last talked to Robert Gomez in a Kansas City jail, I received an anonymous emailIn part, it read: “I know where Robert put away millions of dollars' worth of diamonds and real estate throughout Latin America I am willing to reveal where all of this isDocuments, official documentation, and proof of bank boxes.” No name was attached to the message. That was on March 30For the next 16 days, we swapped emailsMrAnonymous revealed he had “excepted [sic] Jesus Christ” and was “feeling guilty about assisting [Robert] in hiding assets.” He told me he lived in Costa RicaHe said Robert had swapped gold and diamonds for 40 real-estate parcels in Mexico and that he purchased 14 ice-cream shops that he placed in his aunt’s nameHey, a man’s gotta eat. I told him that seizing money and real estate from a foreign country would be harder than Chinese Yahtzee and that it would require the assistance and intervention of the fedsMrAnonymous didn’t careHe kept encouraging me with tidbits such as, “Robert buried almost six million dollars' worth of gold on one of his family members’ ranch in Guanajuato.” And this: “Robert has some very evil maniac-like friends and business partnersThose ­maniacs, MrPhillips, have long tentacles.” Throughout, he insisted that I say nothing to the cops. Of course, it was my trial-lawyer father who often told his less savory clients, “If someone says to you, ‘Don’t tell the cops,’ waste no time in telling the cops.” So I began to fret, recalling all the witnesses who’d testified in Missouri who’d had “guilty knowledge” yet continued to aid and abetDid I have guilty knowledge? I contacted Gary Marshall, a retired federal undercover agent, and Curt Bohling, the assistant U.Sattorney who originally prosecuted the caseTo my relief, they urged me to keep communicating but to yell if MrAnon started spilling specific actionable detailsSo far, I wasn’t complicitBut it seemed as if waterboarding might lie in my future. On the other hand, it struck me as surpassingly strange that the emailer claimed not to have had any contact with Robert for more than 10 years, yet he knew Robert’s inmate number and the location of the latest prison to have welcomed himAnd then he added this telling pearl: “Rumors were going around that a large film studio in Mexico City had signed some type of a movie deal with Robert.” Well, I’d heard a variation of that story before, and this whole emailing routine began issuing the fetid odor of fakery, with Robert as its probable epicenterMy next communication thus read: “Dear Robert: You told me to contact you, so I am.” Very clever on my part, I thought, wondering if some sort of federal commendation was coming my wayBut, of course, “Robert” immediately denied that he was Robert and added, “Please stop wasting your time with me.”At the gym, my friend Heidi advised, “Don’t call Sean Penn just yet.” Which was terrific adviceSo I told the Kansas City feds to stand down, and I emailed MrAnon one last time: “Remember Will Rogers’s credo: ‘Never miss a good chance to shut up.’ ” Then I contented myself by binge watching True Detective. SHARE TWEET var article_url_for_backfires = ''; Related Stories Column Road Signs Are Incredibly Vague, But These Suggestions Should Clear... Column As I've Said My Entire Life, Don't Ever Sleep in Your Car Column 5.6 Million Crashes!? Every Body Shop in America Should Be Creating a... Column The Ultimate Antivenom: The Viper's Dying, and I Won't Miss It Column Theater of the Mind: Perception Often Happily Trumps Reality Column On the Vehicular Afflictions of Summer: "What You've Got There Is a... Column You May Have Missed Your Chance to Buy a Miracle Car REVIEWS First Drives Instrumented Tests Comparison Tests Long-Term Road Tests Specialty Files From the Review Vault NEWS Spy Photos Auto Shows Blog FEATURES Columns Tech Department Gearbox 10Best Shopping Advice Video BUYER'S GUIDE 2016 Editors' Choice Ford F-150 Jeep Wrangler Ford Escape Honda Accord Jeep Grand Cherokee ABOUT CAR AND DRIVER Subscribe Mobile User Sitemap Contact Us Subscriptions/Customer Service Website Feedback FOLLOW US Backfires RSS Facebook Twitter YouTube

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